1 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:10,000 It's an absolute natural for a babe with your talents. 2 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:14,500 You never said anything about Trey weird. 3 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:17,640 I can't guarantee how sexy the shots are gonna be. 4 00:03:18,100 --> 00:03:23,220 Listen, there's a million guys out there waiting to get off with your pictures. 5 00:03:26,620 --> 00:03:27,620 Mm -hmm. 6 00:03:28,020 --> 00:03:33,340 Uh -huh. So you bring me back something hot and fantastic, or don't bother 7 00:03:33,340 --> 00:03:34,340 coming back at all. 8 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:36,460 Right. Ciao. 9 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:43,940 Crawl back under your rock. 10 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:47,280 Okay, ladies. 11 00:03:47,740 --> 00:03:49,440 Let's see what's behind door number one. 12 00:04:47,130 --> 00:04:50,850 Wow, totally goth. It's like Vlad the Impaler's condo. 13 00:04:51,570 --> 00:04:53,530 Maybe we could use that as the theme for the shoot. 14 00:04:54,350 --> 00:04:58,490 Wow, isn't there anybody else in this mausoleum? If so, they've probably been 15 00:04:58,490 --> 00:04:59,630 dead for a hundred years. 16 00:05:00,090 --> 00:05:02,710 Oh, that would be very, very ultra cool. 17 00:05:04,910 --> 00:05:08,270 Well, before the Bride of Frankenstein over here loses herself completely, I've 18 00:05:08,270 --> 00:05:09,270 got two questions. 19 00:05:09,590 --> 00:05:11,830 Are we still getting paid, and when do we get naked? 20 00:05:15,510 --> 00:05:16,510 Right now. 21 00:05:18,659 --> 00:05:19,720 Give me a little more of that. 22 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:22,560 Good. Keep going. 23 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,000 Use the space. 24 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:25,600 Hold the romance. 25 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:28,940 Why? It was just getting good. 26 00:06:29,540 --> 00:06:32,700 Well, for you, not for me. I've shot this a thousand times. 27 00:06:33,020 --> 00:06:34,540 You've done it a thousand times. 28 00:06:35,540 --> 00:06:37,360 Hey, I haven't been in this business that long. 29 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,020 No, I know what she means. 30 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:42,080 I mean, we've got this great place. Let's take advantage of it. 31 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:43,920 Let's get something wild and mysterious. 32 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:47,300 Hey, are you saying that I look old enough to have done this a thousand 33 00:06:47,860 --> 00:06:49,580 Jill, your beauty is eternal. 34 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:52,880 So let's find an interesting place to show it off. 35 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,260 More like it. 36 00:07:22,380 --> 00:07:24,860 I bet you were the first people down here in a hundred years. 37 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:29,620 Yes, since the evil count had his way with the village harlot. Right here on 38 00:07:29,620 --> 00:07:33,640 this stone -cold floor. She was loving every minute of it. If we get any of 39 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:37,200 you just said on film, we will be immortalized in the pages of the 40 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,840 Yeah, until the whack -off issue comes out. 41 00:07:41,140 --> 00:07:42,580 Thanks for bringing me back to Earth. 42 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:44,920 See if you can do the thing for your friends. 43 00:07:45,260 --> 00:07:46,500 I want to find some props. 44 00:08:06,730 --> 00:08:07,730 Now, what'd you find? 45 00:08:08,170 --> 00:08:11,470 I'm not sure. Some old clothes or something we can use. 46 00:08:12,070 --> 00:08:14,110 I thought we didn't need clothes for this job. 47 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:16,370 We need something to strip out of, don't you? 48 00:08:18,090 --> 00:08:19,470 We've got just the thing. 49 00:08:20,390 --> 00:08:22,350 What is that? It's a chastity belt. 50 00:08:23,150 --> 00:08:26,210 Yeah, husbands used to lock their wives in them so they wouldn't screw around on 51 00:08:26,210 --> 00:08:27,910 them. It'll be perfect for the shoot. 52 00:08:28,650 --> 00:08:30,310 Oh, get that thing away from me. 53 00:08:30,770 --> 00:08:34,510 It'll be great. Vicki will play your lover trying to rip the belt off. 54 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:37,640 Do you know how to take one of these things off? Nope, I have no idea. 55 00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:40,980 Then you're going to have to wear it because I'm not taking any chances with 56 00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:41,980 that thing. 57 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:44,620 Nobody has to take any chances. 58 00:08:44,820 --> 00:08:46,460 I bet you this unlocks it. 59 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:11,290 By stars. I hope you're not dead. 60 00:09:13,450 --> 00:09:16,310 Actually, I'm not sure. 61 00:09:17,170 --> 00:09:21,210 Well, you certainly are the finest looking witch I've ever seen. 62 00:09:22,550 --> 00:09:23,670 Thanks for the compliment. 63 00:09:23,890 --> 00:09:29,130 And, uh, you're the finest looking, uh... What are you, anyway? 64 00:09:29,530 --> 00:09:30,530 Oh, forgive me. 65 00:09:30,750 --> 00:09:34,610 Marcus, appointed magician to the Queen's High Court. At your service. 66 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:36,950 I see. 67 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:41,840 That's great. Everyone should have a hobby. Wake up. Don't leave me alone 68 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:42,539 this loony. 69 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:45,020 Oh, I hate to disappoint you, but I'm not certifiably loony. 70 00:09:45,260 --> 00:09:47,300 However, you three could be mistaken for witches. 71 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,360 Sounds cool to me. 72 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,060 Beyond goth. 73 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:55,580 Well, the law provides that all witches be burned and decapitated, my dear. 74 00:09:56,060 --> 00:09:57,060 Very uncivilized. 75 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:02,040 I don't know if you set off a bomb or were hypnotized or what, but the joke is 76 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:03,040 over. 77 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:05,280 Where's my cell phone? 78 00:10:06,730 --> 00:10:09,790 I am booking us on the first flight out of here. We're beating it back to Los 79 00:10:09,790 --> 00:10:12,790 Angeles. Your speech fascinates me. 80 00:10:13,130 --> 00:10:14,410 Where's my goddamn telephone? 81 00:10:14,670 --> 00:10:17,750 I don't know what the telephone is, but I suspect it's some sort of a 82 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:19,930 communications device used by you witches. Is that true? 83 00:10:20,670 --> 00:10:23,110 Okay. Bitches, Marcus, not witches. 84 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:26,050 And, uh, you know what? I hate to tell you guys this, but there's something 85 00:10:26,050 --> 00:10:27,090 really weird going on here. 86 00:10:27,450 --> 00:10:31,070 My roommate, best dominatrix in Orange County, she's got a huge collection of 87 00:10:31,070 --> 00:10:33,010 ancient torture devices, ones that look just like this. 88 00:10:33,370 --> 00:10:36,110 About what? These Inquisition devices were forged. 89 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:37,480 Just a few days ago. 90 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,560 Oh, the free train. What are you trying to say? 91 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,260 Welcome to the Goth Zone. 92 00:10:44,380 --> 00:10:48,020 Marcus, you were summoned to court nearly half an hour ago. What are you 93 00:10:48,020 --> 00:10:49,560 for? I have company. 94 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,180 What the devil are you talking about, you old fool? 95 00:10:53,140 --> 00:10:54,160 Who are these three? 96 00:10:54,540 --> 00:10:57,960 I thought they were witches come to entrance me. What? I was wrong. 97 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:02,940 These two are the new ladies -in -waiting for Princess Gwen, and this one 98 00:11:02,940 --> 00:11:04,420 is the new serving witch. 99 00:11:05,119 --> 00:11:08,360 Excuse me, that sounds like waitressing, and I don't do tables. 100 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:10,880 Shut up. The old guy's trying to save our hide. 101 00:11:11,660 --> 00:11:12,660 All right. 102 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:16,520 Come with me. I'll deliver you and get you in some proper clothes. 103 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:21,620 As for you, you old fool, get to court before I have you beheaded. 104 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:23,120 You're too kind. 105 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:45,590 What amazing magic. 106 00:12:03,030 --> 00:12:06,930 When we get back, my agent is going to sue you and Playpen Magazine and that 107 00:12:06,930 --> 00:12:09,870 creep with the... Quiet, wench. You haven't been given speaking privilege. 108 00:12:16,490 --> 00:12:17,490 Good job. 109 00:12:17,510 --> 00:12:18,510 Move. 110 00:12:19,010 --> 00:12:20,450 The Royal Highness awaits. 111 00:12:24,390 --> 00:12:25,390 Hey! 112 00:12:26,430 --> 00:12:28,210 Let me out of here, you jerk! 113 00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:43,670 Carrie, please don't forget I'm in here. 114 00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:52,310 Forgive me. 115 00:13:52,930 --> 00:13:55,490 Hey, you're cute and you open the door. You're forgiven. 116 00:13:56,530 --> 00:13:57,530 Hold it. 117 00:13:57,830 --> 00:13:59,950 I'm here to see that you report for work in the kitchen. 118 00:14:00,390 --> 00:14:04,470 Kitchen? I don't think so, Buster. My name is Adam and we have work to do. 119 00:14:05,370 --> 00:14:06,370 Hey. 120 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:56,580 These ladies are expected. 121 00:14:58,140 --> 00:15:00,360 You are expected, aren't you? 122 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,360 Absolutely. 123 00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:20,920 Wow, playpen come to life. Tony would pay a fortune for this. This isn't the 124 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,680 Twilight Zone. This is the Orgasmo Zone. 125 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,150 Very goth. Very cool. 126 00:15:26,670 --> 00:15:27,750 Your Highness? 127 00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:30,550 It's okay. 128 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:31,930 Approach. 129 00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:35,270 We're your new ladies -in -waiting. 130 00:15:36,070 --> 00:15:39,010 Then please, come in and enjoy the bath. 131 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,160 Thank you. 132 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:58,440 Come on, Carrie, get in. 133 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,840 Find out how I feel for a change. 134 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000 Smile. This is our lightest load. 135 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:27,680 Wherever Carrie and Vicki are, I hope they're having a lousy time. 136 00:17:02,970 --> 00:17:06,210 You've been using the same arguments with me for years, Eric. 137 00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:09,609 They didn't work then, and they won't work now. 138 00:17:10,670 --> 00:17:12,170 You will not be Gwen. 139 00:17:12,930 --> 00:17:14,569 And that is final. 140 00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:16,690 I am not a child. 141 00:17:17,490 --> 00:17:19,250 You cannot forbid me anything. 142 00:17:21,109 --> 00:17:22,810 Don't overstep yourself, Prince. 143 00:17:23,630 --> 00:17:26,710 I am still your queen, and you will obey my command. 144 00:17:27,349 --> 00:17:31,090 No, you are my aunt, and you sit on the throne due to a fluke. 145 00:17:31,370 --> 00:17:36,690 But I do sit on the throne, which makes my word law. 146 00:17:37,670 --> 00:17:42,510 In all these years, you have never given me a reason but your hatred toward 147 00:17:42,510 --> 00:17:46,830 Gwen. I don't owe my subjects reasons for the things I do. 148 00:17:48,410 --> 00:17:50,770 I am not just a subject. 149 00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:58,270 I am the next king. And Princess Gwen will not be the next queen. 150 00:17:59,950 --> 00:18:02,670 You cannot enforce that order from the grave. 151 00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:11,390 Are you threatening me? No, 152 00:18:12,770 --> 00:18:14,070 I'm not threatening you. 153 00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:20,410 Just remember that one day I will ascend the throne. And when I do, all the 154 00:18:20,410 --> 00:18:22,370 decisions will be mine, not yours. 155 00:18:23,550 --> 00:18:26,610 You and Gwen will be past caring by then. 156 00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:32,970 Your Majesty, I leave. 157 00:18:39,730 --> 00:18:42,330 These confrontations are so taxing. 158 00:18:43,270 --> 00:18:47,050 Your queen needs her spirit rejuvenated. 159 00:18:51,790 --> 00:18:54,750 Don't let supper hit the ground. You know what will happen. 160 00:18:55,490 --> 00:18:58,450 I know. They'll throw me in the cellar and let the rats get me. 161 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:02,440 Oh, actually, I was thinking the cook would have to start all over again. 162 00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:05,500 Who told you you'd be thrown in the dungeon? 163 00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:09,500 That captain of the creeps told me that Her Majesty and her idiot nephew will 164 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,100 have me killed if I make any mistakes. 165 00:19:13,660 --> 00:19:15,060 Hey, you're not a total dweeb. 166 00:19:15,260 --> 00:19:16,920 Who are you, the butler or something? 167 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:18,700 The idiot nephew. 168 00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:22,100 Oh, great. 169 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:25,740 Great. Well, go ahead and call in the guards or whatever you're going to do, 170 00:19:25,780 --> 00:19:26,940 because I just don't care anymore. 171 00:19:27,939 --> 00:19:30,860 Actually, I thought I'd carry this into the dining hall for you. 172 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:35,619 I'm sorry. 173 00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:39,640 I'm sorry. I'm having the worst day I've ever had in my whole life, and this is 174 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:40,980 the worst place that I've ever been. 175 00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:46,220 And I'm the waitress? I don't know how to be a waitress. I'm a model, not a 176 00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:47,220 waitress. 177 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:51,440 And I don't know if I'm ever going to get out of this place or see anybody 178 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,480 I care about ever again. 179 00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:54,580 I know how you feel. 180 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,560 That's crazy. 181 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:00,480 You should be free to love anyone you want. 182 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:05,720 I don't know where you come from, but here, the Queen's whim is law. 183 00:20:06,260 --> 00:20:07,520 Times will change, Your Highness. 184 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:10,700 Yeah, but not fast enough. 185 00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:12,880 You want to be with this guy, right? 186 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,700 He's all I think about. 187 00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:17,060 Well, he is a prince. 188 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:20,060 If he was the Prince of Darkness, he'd be perfect. I wouldn't care if he were 189 00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:21,960 the village blacksmith. I'd love him anyway. 190 00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:23,960 Well, then you two should be together. 191 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,840 The Queen would rather see us jailed. Or dead. 192 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,660 Before Eric and I were together. 193 00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:32,340 Well, what she doesn't know won't hurt you. 194 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,120 What are you thinking? 195 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:38,360 Just have a cool way for these two to screw their little brains out without 196 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:39,580 wicked queen finding out. 197 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:43,360 But it means we may have to get a little nasty. 198 00:21:59,850 --> 00:22:05,470 Your primary duty is to make sure Prince Eric stays away from that strumpet, 199 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:06,490 Gwendolyn. 200 00:22:07,070 --> 00:22:09,950 He's angry right now and just might try to defy me. 201 00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:12,550 Is that my primary duty? 202 00:22:13,010 --> 00:22:14,070 Watch it, Captain. 203 00:22:14,930 --> 00:22:18,830 Today you're in my favor and tomorrow your head could be in a basket. 204 00:22:20,370 --> 00:22:21,710 I'm fickle that way. 205 00:22:22,170 --> 00:22:23,430 Yes, Your Majesty. 206 00:22:25,070 --> 00:22:27,170 He must not get near that girl. 207 00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:35,320 Wow, real castle intrigue. This is so cool. 208 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,640 Earth to Vicky. We don't belong here, remember? 209 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:42,960 We should be figuring out a way to get out of here, not getting mixed up in the 210 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,060 castle sex roulette. 211 00:22:44,340 --> 00:22:47,200 Yeah, but the old magician said that we were ladies -in -waiting. So we wouldn't 212 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,159 get arrested. 213 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:52,560 We're from L .A. in the 90s, not Transylvania in the 1300s. We need help 214 00:22:52,660 --> 00:22:53,840 not the prince and the princess. 215 00:22:54,260 --> 00:22:55,019 Yeah, well, wait. 216 00:22:55,020 --> 00:22:57,400 Maybe we can do both. We can talk to the old magician. 217 00:22:58,320 --> 00:22:59,560 Oh, but act like witches. 218 00:22:59,860 --> 00:23:01,720 I think Jones is on that thing big time. 219 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,300 Hey, magic man. 220 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,240 Oh, my two lovely sirens. 221 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,960 How goes it as ladies -in -waiting? 222 00:23:17,340 --> 00:23:19,920 Wonderfully. Yeah, well, it's the first time we've had our clothes on in a 223 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:20,699 couple of hours. 224 00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:23,880 Ah, I've always heard that the ladies at Princess Gwen got a bit randy. 225 00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:25,760 That's what I wanted to talk to you about. 226 00:23:26,659 --> 00:23:28,480 Princess Gwen wants to be with Prince Eric. 227 00:23:28,860 --> 00:23:29,860 Ah, yes. 228 00:23:29,900 --> 00:23:31,420 Star -crossed lovers forever apart. 229 00:23:31,860 --> 00:23:34,340 A tragedy orchestrated by the Queen. 230 00:23:34,740 --> 00:23:35,940 Well, I want to see him together. 231 00:23:36,180 --> 00:23:37,980 Can you help me get a message to Eric? 232 00:23:38,540 --> 00:23:39,940 Why would you do such a thing? 233 00:23:40,180 --> 00:23:41,059 I don't know. 234 00:23:41,060 --> 00:23:43,540 I guess I'm just carried away by the romance of this place. 235 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:44,800 Totally got. 236 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:45,920 Totally cool. 237 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:47,560 Ah, whatever that means. 238 00:23:47,980 --> 00:23:50,380 But I take it your friend here doesn't share your enthusiasm. 239 00:23:50,940 --> 00:23:51,940 I miss home. 240 00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:53,700 Oh, I understand. 241 00:23:54,610 --> 00:23:57,730 But I'm touched by your gesture, and I will help you with your lover's plot. 242 00:23:58,330 --> 00:24:01,710 And when this is all over, I'll see what I can do about helping you find your 243 00:24:01,710 --> 00:24:03,330 way back to your own time and place. 244 00:24:03,530 --> 00:24:04,530 That would be wonderful. 245 00:24:04,730 --> 00:24:05,810 Ah, but with one condition. 246 00:24:06,290 --> 00:24:09,710 What? That I may keep this wondrous, magical music box. 247 00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:12,090 Zeppelin rules. 248 00:24:13,430 --> 00:24:15,570 Marcus, you can rock your brains out. 249 00:24:15,930 --> 00:24:17,590 My thanks, I think. 250 00:24:18,230 --> 00:24:19,870 Now, what can I do for Gwendolyn? 251 00:24:20,130 --> 00:24:23,530 What I need you to do is get a secret message to Eric to meet Gwen in the 252 00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:24,530 garden. 253 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,480 Yes, but what about the captain of the guard? 254 00:24:27,260 --> 00:24:30,300 Leave him to us. You just do your best magic. 255 00:24:30,780 --> 00:24:31,780 Come on. 256 00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:33,100 Yes, indeed. 257 00:24:34,980 --> 00:24:40,400 Let's see. A message of love should be sweet, melodious, and as light as air. 258 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,820 So, let's use the air to carry it. 259 00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:22,270 Your Highness, you shouldn't have to be bothering with this. It's no bother. 260 00:25:23,030 --> 00:25:25,510 Hey, I'll take all the help I can get him. This guy's all right. 261 00:25:26,730 --> 00:25:28,870 Fine. Then you'll take help from me and not the prince. 262 00:25:32,390 --> 00:25:34,350 Again, a thousand apologies, sire. 263 00:25:41,890 --> 00:25:42,890 Did you see that? 264 00:25:45,870 --> 00:25:46,870 See what, sir? 265 00:25:48,460 --> 00:25:49,620 Nothing. Carry on. 266 00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:01,020 How did you get out? 267 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,320 Good friends. 268 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,680 You know what will happen if they find us. 269 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,280 Your Highness! 270 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,380 Her Majesty the Queen would like a word with you. 271 00:26:31,860 --> 00:26:33,300 Wait. Wait. 272 00:26:49,510 --> 00:26:50,910 Aren't you a lady -in -waiting of the princess? 273 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:55,760 you 274 00:29:05,820 --> 00:29:07,520 Wait. Please don't go. 275 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,000 Didn't you enjoy watching us? 276 00:29:11,020 --> 00:29:16,040 I will remember it for the rest of my life, which won't be long unless I get 277 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:16,959 back to my duties. 278 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,420 Oh, really? I wish you wouldn't. 279 00:29:18,940 --> 00:29:19,960 We could go on. 280 00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:22,140 You can join us. 281 00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:27,940 You are a sweet and wild thing, but I'm afraid I would not be much good to you 282 00:29:27,940 --> 00:29:28,940 right now. 283 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,440 Let me decide that for myself. 284 00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:35,900 You little imp. 285 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,380 Why are you trying to keep me from my duties? 286 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:48,400 Oh, don't worry about me. Get back to your aunt before she finds out. 287 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:50,620 Go, you idiot, now. 288 00:30:04,330 --> 00:30:06,390 Out of my way, Captain. I have business inside. 289 00:30:07,130 --> 00:30:08,390 Let you do, Your Highness. 290 00:30:09,110 --> 00:30:10,110 With Her Majesty. 291 00:30:37,550 --> 00:30:40,550 I warned you what would happen if you defied me. 292 00:30:41,470 --> 00:30:43,470 And somehow you did not hear me. 293 00:30:46,630 --> 00:30:48,490 You don't want to do that, Eric. 294 00:30:49,730 --> 00:30:51,350 Kill me rather than see me happy. 295 00:30:51,590 --> 00:30:54,110 I'd rather see you dead than with that girl. 296 00:30:55,630 --> 00:30:56,770 The choice is yours. 297 00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:01,250 Yes, sir. 298 00:31:01,430 --> 00:31:02,430 Your Highness. 299 00:31:03,510 --> 00:31:06,070 No one goes in without my permission. Yes, Your Majesty. 300 00:31:13,060 --> 00:31:19,420 Now, explain to your queen how you failed at the one task I gave you. 301 00:31:20,580 --> 00:31:23,040 I was bewitched, Your Majesty. 302 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,220 And who bewitched you? 303 00:31:29,780 --> 00:31:30,780 Ladies. 304 00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,580 This isn't going to stop anything. 305 00:31:59,860 --> 00:32:01,520 You're just hurting innocent people. 306 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,320 Innocent people from another time. 307 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:09,580 Tell them, Marcus. Tell them how you found us and that we don't belong here. 308 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,580 You've just confessed your witchcraft. 309 00:32:19,420 --> 00:32:21,060 I don't even think of helping. 310 00:32:33,230 --> 00:32:34,590 I really screwed us up, Royal. 311 00:32:35,730 --> 00:32:39,590 Well, Marcus might still be able to help. 312 00:32:40,510 --> 00:32:43,950 You know, something real gothic stuff is not as much fun as pretending. 313 00:32:44,810 --> 00:32:46,090 You can say that again. 314 00:32:48,710 --> 00:32:50,010 But if it means anything, 315 00:32:50,770 --> 00:32:52,310 I wasn't pretending upstairs. 316 00:32:53,150 --> 00:32:54,530 I was really turned on. 317 00:33:20,190 --> 00:33:23,370 Oh, the little tart was stunned I had her arrested. 318 00:33:24,270 --> 00:33:25,830 She never thought I'd do it. 319 00:33:26,310 --> 00:33:28,050 For that matter, neither did he. 320 00:33:29,430 --> 00:33:31,910 Oh, the poor, poor lovers. 321 00:33:33,330 --> 00:33:35,690 We've got to teach these young people, Marcus. 322 00:33:36,150 --> 00:33:39,470 Teach them that one cannot trifle with the power of the throne. 323 00:33:41,070 --> 00:33:47,450 If I may be pardoned, Your Majesty, but that empty chair just doesn't look right 324 00:33:47,450 --> 00:33:48,450 at this table. 325 00:33:48,750 --> 00:33:49,950 Prince Eric should be here. 326 00:33:54,210 --> 00:33:57,070 It's fortunate for you you are useful to me, wizard. 327 00:33:57,750 --> 00:34:00,950 Or I'd never excuse a remark like that. 328 00:34:02,770 --> 00:34:07,290 It is my understanding that the prince should be locked away in the tower room 329 00:34:07,290 --> 00:34:09,210 for the next 20 years. 330 00:34:11,510 --> 00:34:14,949 And the young ladies -in -waiting who helped him are to be burned at the 331 00:34:16,010 --> 00:34:17,010 What of it? 332 00:34:18,219 --> 00:34:19,219 Nothing, Your Majesty. 333 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,480 I applaud your restraint. 334 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:30,860 You should, since it is for my restraint and good humor, that I don't delve more 335 00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:32,780 deeply into your role in all of this. 336 00:34:35,060 --> 00:34:38,100 Your Majesty, I would do nothing to disobey you. 337 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,860 Your lies are as sweet as this wine. 338 00:34:44,060 --> 00:34:45,460 But I need you, Wizard. 339 00:34:47,179 --> 00:34:51,199 I need you to help me devise a special punishment for Princess Gwendolyn. 340 00:34:52,460 --> 00:34:54,020 I won't help you kill her. 341 00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,380 I don't want her killed. 342 00:34:56,900 --> 00:35:00,720 If she's dead, she cannot relive her suffering day after day. 343 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:08,620 Now I have something more special in mind for the young lady who used her 344 00:35:08,620 --> 00:35:09,620 to get to my throne. 345 00:35:13,420 --> 00:35:15,900 And I want it completed tonight. 346 00:35:41,710 --> 00:35:42,509 What do you mean arrested? 347 00:35:42,510 --> 00:35:45,250 You mean like busted or somebody put a boot on their jack? 348 00:35:45,790 --> 00:35:47,650 As usual, I know not what you are speaking. 349 00:35:49,130 --> 00:35:52,170 I mean they have been put in cells in the dungeon. 350 00:35:54,030 --> 00:35:56,430 Why didn't you tell me? These are friends of mine. 351 00:35:57,150 --> 00:35:58,210 Which is why I did not. 352 00:35:59,090 --> 00:36:02,330 If the queen knew that you were all three together, then she would certainly 353 00:36:02,330 --> 00:36:03,330 you in the cell as well. 354 00:36:04,650 --> 00:36:05,850 And I could not stand that. 355 00:36:07,750 --> 00:36:10,150 Well, that's really sweet, but that doesn't help Carrie and Vicki. 356 00:36:11,220 --> 00:36:13,080 No, but their food order does. 357 00:36:14,180 --> 00:36:16,760 We're supposed to bring the prisoner scraps from the kitchen. 358 00:36:17,620 --> 00:36:19,680 I thought tonight you might like to do it. 359 00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:22,180 I thought you didn't like me. 360 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:24,240 So you're wrong. 361 00:36:24,740 --> 00:36:26,240 Now, don't you have a duty in the kitchen? 362 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,560 Spirits churn and spirits bubble. 363 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,000 Demons come in time of trouble. 364 00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:39,240 No, this belt will be forever worn. 365 00:36:40,030 --> 00:36:44,130 And say before this magic key, can the dare be shown? 366 00:36:53,570 --> 00:36:55,590 Did you see that flash? 367 00:36:55,850 --> 00:36:56,850 Did it open the cell door? 368 00:36:59,730 --> 00:37:00,810 No, not yet. 369 00:37:09,580 --> 00:37:11,420 No contact with the prisoners. Keep moving. 370 00:37:35,860 --> 00:37:38,240 I've had this made especially for you, dear. 371 00:37:39,370 --> 00:37:41,890 It would be an effrontery if you wouldn't accept it. 372 00:37:42,870 --> 00:37:45,610 You wouldn't want to offend me, would you? 373 00:37:47,590 --> 00:37:51,670 You see, your Highness, I don't care whether I offend you or not. 374 00:37:52,910 --> 00:37:54,150 You don't need that. 375 00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:19,380 I always win. 376 00:38:23,260 --> 00:38:27,680 I can't stop you from loving Eric, but you'll never be able to please him 377 00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:32,040 And that will be the end of it. 378 00:38:36,780 --> 00:38:39,520 You should be shouting from the rooftops, wizard. 379 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,560 Your queen is very pleased with your work. 380 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:44,880 Thank you, your majesty. 381 00:38:45,420 --> 00:38:47,180 I know it was difficult for you. 382 00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:50,200 As difficult as my task is for me. 383 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:52,600 Arrest him. 384 00:38:52,660 --> 00:38:53,940 Chain him downstairs. 385 00:38:54,460 --> 00:38:55,520 With pleasure. 386 00:38:56,260 --> 00:38:57,520 Why are you doing this? 387 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,040 You are no longer needed. 388 00:39:19,180 --> 00:39:20,180 It's for the prisoners. 389 00:39:21,100 --> 00:39:22,560 I've never seen you here before. 390 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,720 Well, I'm here now. 391 00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:27,500 It's wine. 392 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:28,880 For the prisoners? 393 00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:31,700 I had to eat cold squirrel for dinner. 394 00:39:35,580 --> 00:39:37,240 I guess nobody has to know. 395 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,540 So, those girls are really beautiful. 396 00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:46,760 What did they do? 397 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,400 They're witches. 398 00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:51,020 Oh. 399 00:39:51,940 --> 00:39:53,080 God, aren't you afraid? 400 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:55,560 Of those two? 401 00:39:56,300 --> 00:39:57,300 Not a chance. 402 00:39:57,580 --> 00:40:02,400 Oh, but they're witches, and they could cast a spell on you and turn you into a 403 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,400 toad or something. 404 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,360 You must be very brave. 405 00:40:09,940 --> 00:40:11,060 Mind if I have a sip? 406 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:24,760 Hot down here. 407 00:42:17,610 --> 00:42:19,030 I must be mad to help you with this. 408 00:42:23,050 --> 00:42:25,410 If I am mad, then I love it. 409 00:42:32,290 --> 00:42:33,570 Thank you, guys. 410 00:42:33,850 --> 00:42:34,850 Thank you. 411 00:42:34,890 --> 00:42:38,470 Oh, don't worry about witchcraft, Adam. If we were really witches, we wouldn't 412 00:42:38,470 --> 00:42:39,470 have needed your help. 413 00:42:41,130 --> 00:42:42,370 That is right, is it not? 414 00:42:43,650 --> 00:42:45,150 He's not too bright, but he's beautiful. 415 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:47,380 Okay, we gotta get rid of this guy. 416 00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:31,420 Freedom to move about must taste good about now, doesn't it? 417 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,380 I enjoy my chambers. 418 00:43:35,380 --> 00:43:38,800 Well, you still enjoy them after being locked inside for a year. 419 00:43:40,020 --> 00:43:41,020 Or five. 420 00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:46,040 I have an endless amount of patience, Your Majesty. 421 00:43:47,900 --> 00:43:49,440 Not enough to wait for Gwen. 422 00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:51,260 What have you done with her? 423 00:43:52,820 --> 00:43:54,100 Don't panic, nephew. 424 00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:56,280 She's alive. 425 00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:59,340 I just don't think you'd find her attractive anymore. 426 00:44:00,780 --> 00:44:01,780 No. 427 00:44:02,540 --> 00:44:05,780 I haven't had her scarred or anything, although I could. 428 00:44:07,500 --> 00:44:12,280 I've simply locked her into a chastity belt, from which she will never be 429 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:13,280 released. 430 00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:18,980 Which means that the only lady who will make love in these royal chambers is me. 431 00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:22,780 And you may join me if you wish. 432 00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:25,620 You've got to be dreaming. 433 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:32,480 I'm telling you that the only way you'll ever sit on the throne is as my 434 00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:33,480 husband. 435 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,240 Would that really be so terrible? 436 00:44:42,140 --> 00:44:43,720 You're a pathetic guard. 437 00:44:47,220 --> 00:44:49,640 Get him out of my sight. 438 00:44:50,300 --> 00:44:51,300 Forever. 439 00:45:05,930 --> 00:45:08,190 I don't care if I'm ever queen. 440 00:45:08,730 --> 00:45:10,790 I just want to be with him. 441 00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:15,600 you 442 00:47:05,900 --> 00:47:06,900 Thank you. 443 00:48:03,850 --> 00:48:06,750 The first thing I want to do is get as far away from here as possible. 444 00:48:07,750 --> 00:48:09,850 Well, hang on. How's that going to help us get back home? 445 00:48:10,230 --> 00:48:11,230 She's right. 446 00:48:11,310 --> 00:48:13,090 Running away won't help any of you. 447 00:48:14,490 --> 00:48:15,490 Marcus, 448 00:48:18,590 --> 00:48:19,590 are you all right? 449 00:48:21,070 --> 00:48:25,650 I've felt better, but my spirit has never been higher than it is right now. 450 00:48:26,150 --> 00:48:27,790 You young people give me hope. 451 00:48:29,110 --> 00:48:30,110 Wait. 452 00:48:30,310 --> 00:48:32,190 Did the Queen do this because you helped her? 453 00:48:32,810 --> 00:48:33,810 Oh, no. 454 00:48:34,030 --> 00:48:38,450 She did this because I performed my final, ultimate task for her. 455 00:48:38,830 --> 00:48:43,810 And she does not want me around to remind her of her treachery. 456 00:48:44,690 --> 00:48:46,790 The people will not stand for my execution. 457 00:48:47,430 --> 00:48:49,830 But this... Thank you. 458 00:48:50,230 --> 00:48:51,650 This they would never know about. 459 00:48:52,910 --> 00:48:54,130 Now, we needed help. 460 00:48:54,530 --> 00:48:56,630 But you're a wizard. Why did you need help? 461 00:48:57,030 --> 00:49:01,850 A wizard without potions, amulets, or a book of spells. 462 00:49:02,609 --> 00:49:07,090 Powerless. All was taken away from me after I created that damn chastity belt 463 00:49:07,090 --> 00:49:09,790 for Princess Gwendolyn. Marcus, that's what you did for the Queen? 464 00:49:10,330 --> 00:49:11,450 Oh, yes. 465 00:49:11,870 --> 00:49:15,050 Well, we've got to get it. That belt is our only way to our own time and place. 466 00:49:15,350 --> 00:49:17,650 Yeah, and we were fooling around with that thing. That's what zapped us back 467 00:49:17,650 --> 00:49:18,609 here. 468 00:49:18,610 --> 00:49:22,710 I don't know what kind of magic you put in that thing, but believe me, it 469 00:49:22,710 --> 00:49:26,710 worked. Well, that's nice to know, but you'll never get that belt back. 470 00:49:27,210 --> 00:49:30,750 It can't be removed from Gwendolyn except for a special key which the Queen 471 00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:31,750 herself has hidden. 472 00:49:32,300 --> 00:49:35,200 And there's no way to search the castle without being discovered. 473 00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:36,880 There might be. 474 00:49:38,140 --> 00:49:41,920 If you trust me, I can give you a potion that'll make you invisible. 475 00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:42,959 For real? 476 00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:45,960 I'm not jesting, but I must have my magical equipment to do it. 477 00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:48,900 And that I can help you with, sir. 478 00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:56,280 When I need you again, you'll be summoned. 479 00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:58,480 Yes, Majesty. 480 00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:02,360 I want you to see how the princess is faring. 481 00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:04,520 Tell me if she's suffering. 482 00:50:05,740 --> 00:50:09,560 After all, if the punishment does not fit the crime, what good is it? 483 00:50:11,180 --> 00:50:13,700 I want a full report by morning. 484 00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:16,400 Yes, Majesty. 485 00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:26,700 Captain of the Royal Guard. Not her bloody stud service. I've got a good 486 00:50:26,700 --> 00:50:28,560 leave my commission and let her fend for herself. 487 00:50:31,370 --> 00:50:32,410 Fine idea. 488 00:50:33,990 --> 00:50:35,850 But then she'll have me executed. 489 00:50:36,850 --> 00:50:39,410 God, why did I have to be such a handsome devil? 490 00:50:40,670 --> 00:50:41,970 I wasn't asking you. 491 00:50:48,710 --> 00:50:51,490 No, it would only make things worse. 492 00:51:16,430 --> 00:51:19,810 Boy, I haven't eaten tonight. I want something prepared for my room. 493 00:51:20,350 --> 00:51:22,930 By your leave, Captain, why not join me? 494 00:51:23,450 --> 00:51:25,210 It is the best the kitchen has to offer. 495 00:51:26,210 --> 00:51:29,090 If the Queen found out about this, you'd be boiled in oil. 496 00:51:29,970 --> 00:51:32,390 Well, I've been doing it for ten years and I've not been caught yet. 497 00:51:33,870 --> 00:51:35,510 You won't tell her, will you, sir? 498 00:51:37,490 --> 00:51:39,690 No, because it looks too good. 499 00:51:40,310 --> 00:51:43,030 I was expecting you to join me. 500 00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:45,940 How would you know that? 501 00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:51,460 I did not, but I knew you haven't eaten and figured it would be a fine 502 00:51:51,460 --> 00:51:53,300 experience for me to dine with the captain of the guard. 503 00:51:54,060 --> 00:51:55,440 You speak in riddles, boy. 504 00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:59,560 Which is why you'll always be washing dishes instead of leading men. 505 00:52:00,300 --> 00:52:02,180 I knew I could learn a great deal from you, sir. 506 00:52:02,980 --> 00:52:04,000 Handling prompts and such. 507 00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:07,500 Why, I heard their markers created quite a stir today. 508 00:52:08,700 --> 00:52:13,100 Your kitchen gossip is accurate. We had to pin that old fool's ears back a bit. 509 00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:16,220 You're not afraid he would use his magic against you? 510 00:52:17,140 --> 00:52:19,120 He confiscated his potions and such. 511 00:52:20,380 --> 00:52:24,080 The fool has as many magic powers now as these potatoes. 512 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,580 I hope those wizard materials don't fall into the wrong hands. 513 00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:29,320 That's the funny part. 514 00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:33,700 It's all in an old chest, not 20 feet from where the fool is chained, and he 515 00:52:33,700 --> 00:52:34,700 doesn't even know it. 516 00:52:38,220 --> 00:52:39,220 You've got to be sharp. 517 00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:41,900 Know what's going on around you at all times. That. 518 00:52:42,350 --> 00:52:43,790 Here's what will get you the favor of the queen. 519 00:52:50,770 --> 00:52:51,950 What did you do to him? 520 00:52:52,870 --> 00:52:54,830 I was going to hit him over the head with a lamb bone. 521 00:52:55,390 --> 00:52:57,670 It's a little trick we learned in the clubs on Sunset. 522 00:52:58,330 --> 00:53:01,410 We're models, babe. We know all kinds of magic potions. 523 00:53:21,930 --> 00:53:25,830 Once the potion mingles with your blood, you'll be rendered invisible. 524 00:53:26,810 --> 00:53:29,170 Whoa, wait a second. You mean you want us to drink that stuff? 525 00:53:29,590 --> 00:53:30,750 But of course. How else? 526 00:53:31,350 --> 00:53:34,530 I don't know. I just kind of thought we'd rub it all over ourselves like 527 00:53:34,530 --> 00:53:35,530 lotion or something. 528 00:53:35,570 --> 00:53:36,570 You know such luck. 529 00:53:37,110 --> 00:53:38,990 But first you must remove your outer covering. 530 00:53:39,230 --> 00:53:41,790 Oh, wait a minute. This is just a scam to get us naked or something. 531 00:53:42,030 --> 00:53:43,030 Yeah, you could have just asked. 532 00:53:43,130 --> 00:53:46,270 No, no, no, no. You must take off your clothing so that your pure essence is 533 00:53:46,270 --> 00:53:47,550 only there for the eye to behold. 534 00:54:07,980 --> 00:54:08,899 It works. 535 00:54:08,900 --> 00:54:09,900 Where do they go? 536 00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:12,300 Wow, this stuff really works. 537 00:54:13,980 --> 00:54:17,640 Well, but you must hurry because the potion only lasts for an hour. And 538 00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,060 got to find the key to that belt. 539 00:54:19,900 --> 00:54:21,320 So let's go visit the queen. 540 00:54:22,580 --> 00:54:23,580 Off with you. 541 00:54:27,780 --> 00:54:28,759 That's amazing. 542 00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:29,800 It's like we're being a bear. 543 00:54:30,020 --> 00:54:31,600 But we're not, so be careful. 544 00:54:32,500 --> 00:54:33,840 Come on, the queen's room's in there. 545 00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,840 What are we going to do now? We can't open the door because he'll see that. 546 00:54:37,410 --> 00:54:38,410 Yeah. 547 00:54:39,330 --> 00:54:41,430 But what if he doesn't believe his senses? 548 00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:32,280 You do good work, sir. 549 00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:34,980 After 500 years, I should have learned something. 550 00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:49,680 My, my, my. 551 00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:54,420 I do wish they would hurry. I might have miscalculated how long they would 552 00:55:54,420 --> 00:55:55,279 remain unseen. 553 00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:56,280 What? 554 00:55:56,640 --> 00:56:00,460 Well, I am 500 years old, after all. Oh, would you look at that. 555 00:56:13,620 --> 00:56:15,520 Wasn't there an old diary with that key? 556 00:56:25,780 --> 00:56:26,940 Oh, sweet Lord! 557 00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:29,820 Oh, God, he can see us! Come back in here! 558 00:56:34,980 --> 00:56:35,980 Ladies, 559 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:40,000 I've told you, this kind of thing is not going to help me. 560 00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:44,160 Oh, no, Your Highness. We found the key to the chastity belt. 561 00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:45,400 What? 562 00:56:47,420 --> 00:56:52,320 Good work, boy. 563 00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:55,160 Now, where are the Demps? In with the princess. 564 00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:59,400 Take this guard tunic and fetch Prince Ericus straight away. Hurry now. 565 00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:05,680 Idiot! How could you let this happen? 566 00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:07,900 How? Because you're an idiot. 567 00:57:08,720 --> 00:57:12,000 Your Majesty, the witch has conspired with Marcus. My men cannot fight that 568 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,920 witchcraft. Your men can't do anything. Get the door. 569 00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:18,980 You are free, my princess. 570 00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:22,420 But I'm afraid this will not solve your problems with the queen. 571 00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:24,120 Oh. 572 00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:25,840 This might help. 573 00:57:26,060 --> 00:57:27,780 It's the queen's personal journal. 574 00:57:28,260 --> 00:57:32,580 When we found the chastity belt in our own time, this diary was with it. Will 575 00:57:32,580 --> 00:57:33,580 help us? 576 00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:50,200 Marcus, what about us? 577 00:57:51,780 --> 00:57:54,140 Well, the boat sent you here. 578 00:57:54,340 --> 00:57:56,800 It should be fairly simple to get it to send you back. 579 00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:59,980 I just haven't organized my thoughts yet. 580 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,660 Well, that doesn't sound too promising. 581 00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:06,960 You're right, my dear. 582 00:58:07,180 --> 00:58:09,000 It doesn't sound too promising. 583 00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:14,460 In fact, I imagine you'll all be locked in chains in the dungeon within the 584 00:58:14,460 --> 00:58:15,460 hour. 585 00:58:15,820 --> 00:58:16,820 You're wrong. 586 00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:18,600 I want them all arrested. 587 00:58:19,180 --> 00:58:23,560 If you or the captain make a move against any one of these people, I'll 588 00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:25,000 contents of this diary be known. 589 00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:28,740 You want to risk that? 590 00:58:31,900 --> 00:58:32,900 Kill them all! 591 00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:39,400 What? 592 00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:41,400 Don't kill him. 593 00:58:42,100 --> 00:58:44,220 Your Majesty, suddenly you have a heart. 594 00:58:46,380 --> 00:58:47,640 I care for this man. 595 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:52,280 The commoner, I know it's not the mark of a queen, but please, don't kill him. 596 00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:54,840 That's no surprise, considering you're an imposter. 597 00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:02,860 Well, I'll be the son of a sorcerer. I knew there was something wrong about 598 00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:07,260 Nothing wrong. Just a common palace maid, paid to take the place of the real 599 00:59:07,260 --> 00:59:10,440 queen, so that my enemies would be assured that I would never attain power. 600 00:59:10,820 --> 00:59:11,820 It's in the diary. 601 00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:16,140 Hold on. You mean all the trouble you gave us and you're just another 602 00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:17,560 Give me that sword. 603 00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:20,560 Please, have mercy. 604 00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:25,800 Why? Lock her and her boyfriend in the dungeon. Let them see how it feels. 605 00:59:26,340 --> 00:59:29,480 No. A true king would never act so hastily. 606 00:59:29,780 --> 00:59:33,020 You're right. A true king tempers his judgments with justice. 607 00:59:34,660 --> 00:59:36,100 What's to become of me? 608 00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:40,160 You're banished from the kingdom, never to return. Make your lives somewhere 609 00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:41,160 else. 610 00:59:41,770 --> 00:59:46,290 I can live with that if you can live with a husband who expects a few 611 00:59:47,610 --> 00:59:48,610 Yes, dear. 612 00:59:49,610 --> 00:59:51,890 By the way, thanks for the spell. 613 00:59:52,250 --> 00:59:54,330 No, it was nothing. No problem. 614 00:59:57,670 --> 00:59:59,190 But we still have a problem. 615 01:00:00,770 --> 01:00:02,930 I don't think so. 616 01:00:04,510 --> 01:00:08,350 One more turn of the key, ladies, and you'll be on your way. 617 01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:11,360 Well, I'd say it's been real, but I don't know if it has. 618 01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:13,860 It has, and thank you for everything. 619 01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:24,740 No, Marcus, tell us this isn't happening. 620 01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:26,280 You're right. 621 01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:27,520 It isn't. 622 01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:29,600 The belt has lost its magic powers. 623 01:00:30,420 --> 01:00:32,060 Does this mean we're stuck here forever? 624 01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:33,500 Would that be so bad? 625 01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:35,300 But we belong in our own time. 626 01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:41,120 And back you shall go from whence you came. I know now how to get you there. 627 01:00:42,660 --> 01:00:46,200 The belt's magic must be reinstated with sexual energy. 628 01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:50,400 Why, you young people can give it enough power to send you clear across the 629 01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:51,400 universe. 630 01:00:52,380 --> 01:00:57,900 And now, my dear young friends, I fear we shall never meet again. 631 01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:01,360 So I bid you upon farewell and safe journey. 632 01:01:02,820 --> 01:01:03,820 By the by. 633 01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:08,620 I will be keeping that magical music. 634 01:01:10,420 --> 01:01:11,760 Yeah, rock on. 635 01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:16,340 I really dig that Floyd Pinkfellow. 636 01:04:00,590 --> 01:04:01,590 Here goes nothing. 637 01:04:03,330 --> 01:04:05,110 At least we had a beautiful time. 638 01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:30,000 It was all a dream. 639 01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:31,520 I don't think so. 640 01:04:33,300 --> 01:04:34,400 You made it. 641 01:04:38,860 --> 01:04:42,780 Well, Carrie, if you ever need any ideas for a layout, this is the ultimate. 642 01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:47,040 Let's go back to L .A. to the relatively sane world of Playpen Magazine. 643 01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:53,680 You're not going to keep that thing, are you? 644 01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:55,640 Sure, why not? 645 01:04:56,990 --> 01:04:59,550 The real God of the world is a lot different than what we think. 646 01:05:00,430 --> 01:05:01,930 Might be nice to go back sometime. 647 01:05:07,950 --> 01:05:08,950 Hey, 648 01:05:13,150 --> 01:05:15,570 babe, you're back. 649 01:05:17,810 --> 01:05:19,910 Sorry to interrupt, but... No, no, no. 650 01:05:20,110 --> 01:05:21,330 I've got something to show you. 651 01:05:21,870 --> 01:05:22,870 All right. 652 01:05:22,950 --> 01:05:23,950 Take a look at these. 653 01:05:26,350 --> 01:05:27,910 Wow, Carrie, these are fantastic. 654 01:05:29,830 --> 01:05:35,610 Thanks. Now, there's this place out in the Caribbean where Atlantis was last 655 01:05:35,610 --> 01:05:36,610 thought to have been. 656 01:05:39,150 --> 01:05:41,490 And I'm sure you'd get some pretty good shots there, maybe. 657 01:05:42,150 --> 01:05:43,150 Here we go again.